Monday, February 23, 2009

How To Dress (like a Typical Fashionable HK Youth)

Fashion Connoisseurs, Culture-buffs and Cognoscenti:

I have stumbled across the fool-proof formula on how to dress like a trendy local HK youth. After serious analysis and painstaking first-hand research, I submit to you my findings. Please excuse the tone, which sometimes can be considered condescending. I personally would wear some of the garments, I just choose to write cynically about how easily the majority of trendy local youth are to stereotype. QED.

1. The Headgarment











So it appears that Hong Kongers didn't get the memo that Trucker Hats were dead: They're still going strong here. Usually black and high-profile with a white front, they usually contain either ghetto-inspired graphics or non-sensical english phrases. Usually worn by the trendy local male, but can be seen on some females, often covering dyed hair.

2. The Basic Shirt














Comme Des Garcon's Play series T-shirts. Eminently popular here, although yet undetermined if a bootlegger industry exists for Rei Kawakubo's lower-tier line. Generally, the trendy Hong Kong male wears the big black heart on a white Tee, while the female wears the big red heart on a white Tee. This fits with the local ethos of wearing a high-end, exclusive brand, with evidence of the brand displayed prominently on the garment or accessory.

3. The Outergarment



















Despite the often-extreme heat and humidity felt in the dense stretches of the city, locals still often wear thin jackets or coats. Thin black leather is also popular, but some of the trendiest wear shiny poly-based jackets to truly stand out. For lack of a better example, this black Alexander McQueen Bomber will have to do.

4. The Pants











Premium Denim. Levi's.
'Nuff said. This is the standard product for both men and women. As several asian (read: mostly Japanese) brands have done collaborations with Levi's in recent years, many locals in the know have picked these jeans up. Competitors Evisu and Seven come in a distant Second and Third Place. Haven't seen much in the way of acid wash or distress marks/holes. They like them clean, fitted and Levi'd out. The only exception to this rule was seeing "Ip Man" and HK Action film superstar Donnie Yen dressed like a '70's pimp in tight white pants. I actually am liking the Levi's I've been seeing here, and might pick up a pair, if not those Original Fake v. Levi's collabo pictured above.


5. The Kicks

















In North America, trendsters wear premium Nike Air Force 1's or some comparable off-shoot (you all know the names). Here, the brand of choice is? CONVERSE. Their white shell toes and coloured fabric shells can be seen on 80% of the local youth. Be it His, Lows, Jack Purcells or Chucks, the brand once thought dead is definitely alive in Asia.

6. The Accessory



















The Louis Vuitton Bag. This brand is ubiquitous in Hong Kong. Their love for this brand extends from their massive and numerous locations in the City to the Sunday afternoon organized queues due to the sheer volume of visitors to each store. The obsession extends to the point that I almost believe that a girl/guy's first purchase of an LV bag is like a right of passage, similar to a Bar Mitzvah or a Sweet 16. When a trendy HK female is in a relationship with a trendy HK male, it is common to see the male carrying the female's bag.

Coming to Hong Kong and witnessing this bizarre brand addiction has me chastising: "Kanye, How Could You!!!"

BY FOLLOWING THE PREVIOUS 6 EASY STEPS/PURCHASES, NOW YOU CAN BE A HIP, TRENDY HONG KONG LOCAL TOO!!!?!!?!


MUSIC: This track is bangin in my headbox. The Frenchman does it again:
The Kills - Cheap & Cheerful (SebastiAn Remix) (320)
http://www17.zippyshare.com/v/12275195/file.html

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Sucks to your Assmar



So apparently I've become asthmatic again. Went out tonight to Happy Valley Racetrack, as is becoming a weekly Wednesday tradition, and attended the horseraces. It's a genuinely entertaining experience, and definitely explains Woodbine's eternal slogan "That's Entertainment". Bet on two of the heats, won money on both but left $6HKD down due to betting on two horses, relatively sure bets, to place, when it turned out that, whodathunkit, they would win their heats. It was nice to win at an event such as horceracing, it legitimately gets your blood flowing. The event is structured so that you get 1 minute of pure adrenaline-rushing entertainment, and chill for 29 minutes, drink beer, eat shish kebabs and place bets on the next race. All in all, a great way to be entertained on a wednesday night. Ran into the HKUST girls for the first time, it was nice to see them down and ready to party.
Back to the assmar. Ever since i've come back from Boracay (STORY TO COME TOMORROW, apologies), i've been feeling relatively under the weather. Went to Wan Chai (the sleazy area of Victoria Island, which hosts ladies nights on Wednesdays and is frequented by many an exchange student) and had a good time, but was suddenly under attack by the evil diaphragm. Suffice it to say, I turned in earlyish tonight, but nonetheless felt like posting to this blog. I've gotten several requests for updates so here's update number 1. I will post a more detailed update about my Philippines adventures tomorrow or Friday, depending on how much i'm interested in the classes in which I intend to blog. The mother's bitching about setting up a Flickr account, and considering that the woman pays for the majority of this trip, I owe it to her. Expect award-winning photos to appear on that website in the near future.

Anyways, enough of my hyperventilating ramblings. Time to pass out and get up for my day of hell, class-wise. I have a professor in my Creativity class (Thursdays 6-9pm) who likes to call me "Ivey" and chirps me for 3 hours every thursday because we do cases for a living, so I've gotta rest up to handle that irrelevant abuse.

Goodnight and blog more tomorrow.

Oh and requisite music link:
Empire of the Sun - Walking on a Dream (Van She Tech Remix)
http://www2.zippyshare.com/v/44726294/file.html

Nice uplifting track that'll put a smile on anybody's face.